Pilchard is an exhilarating 2D platformer that takes inspiration from Canabalt, featuring nonstop running and jumping with a unique twist: a constantly shaky camera, simulating a drunken experience. Each playthrough offers a fresh challenge with randomly generated settings, ensuring no two games are the same. Despite its simple gameplay—where your character runs forward and jumps over obstacles—Pilchard is notoriously difficult, with the average playtime around just 10 seconds. The obstacles range from elevated blocks to deadly voids, and almost always result in your character's demise. The game's charm lies in its simplicity, from its straightforward mechanics to its minimalist graphics and soundtrack. Dive into Pilchard for a challenging yet captivating platformer experience.



I just had to say, Pilchard is AMAZING! The features are so engaging, and I found treasures I never thought existed! I've literally told everyone I know about it. This app is an absolute must-have! Going to keep exploring forever!